And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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