the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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