oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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