she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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