I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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