Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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