do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this just has baby written all over it
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
