I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I would ride that face into the sunset
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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