speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
They have beer where we have blood.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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