Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We had to coat check the pizza.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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