And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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