He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The air was thick with penises
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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