Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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