I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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