Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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