: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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