he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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