Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Randomize
