Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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