Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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