so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize