This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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