If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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