Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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