i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
you made out with another girl for some wings
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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