Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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