he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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