do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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