I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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