Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Randomize
