There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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