In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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