Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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