Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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