Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
where are my eyebrows?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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