margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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