He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I fill condoms, not promises.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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