he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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