Nicole vs. Life
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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