Don't you send me to vm
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Randomize
