We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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