he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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