His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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