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the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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