It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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