Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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