did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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