Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I will be naked everywhere
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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