People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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