Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
tell me about the fingering
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