Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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