fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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